Funny Stuff

Well, I asked for some funny stuff today, and my friends delivered. Here are some jokes compliments of Brian Leon Mays:

What did the former nun say when she was asked why she had only two outfits?
"Force of habit."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

And here's a website from Booker:

Penguin Baseball

And he officially challenges everyone in the reading area to beat his score of 323.5. Mays has already beat it.